How can you make your penis longer?

Forget about all those products that say they can add a few inches. Don't even think about surgery. Do you really want to put your penis under a knife? Instead, try this:

1. 
   
   There is a cuschion of fat below your belly, and just above your penis. It's there to cushion you when having vigorous sex. As you grow older, this pad thickens a few inches. This results in a smaller looking penis. Unfortunatly, crunches won't fix this. What you can do is, lose weight and keep lean. Simple, isn't it?
   


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   Trimming the hair around your lower region can make your penis seem longer. But, if you want a tramatic effect, shave it all of!

On the Washing Machine

The washing machine makes more vibrations than any other home appliance. To bad most people don't use the full potential of their washer. The guy should be the one sitting on the washing machine. The motion will urun through your body making your penis a life-size vibrator. Put some warm water in there so your butt won't get cold.

In the Vault

To really spice-up your sex life, make a quick stop at your bank. The quites place ther is probably the safe-deposit-box room. No cameras in there, and the doors locked. Don't you think it's a great place to make a deposit and withdraw?

On a Beanbag Chair

The beanbag chair is a great place for sex. The chair can take any shape, and it'll support you in a whole lot of ways you've probably never tried before. Doggy-style is best here when she's on her belly. Remember to stick a few books under the chair to avoid sinking.

At the In-Laws House

During holiday visits, the only thing that'll make it less boring is a little covert sex. Here's a good trick for Christmas: Bring the kids gift in a plastic bag. Say you haven't wrapped them yet then go to a spare room. They'll think your wrapping the gifts. In a way, you are.