Summer of Pleasure

Enjoy summer with this guide to hook up with women.

AT THE BEACH

Preparation: Before you go here, do a lot of sit-ups, go to the gym, and take care of any skin problems you have. Rashes are not hot.

The moves you need: Cocktail mixing; some good dance moves; skill in swimming. Cocktail mixing or just plain knowing about drinks can help you loosen up a woman before you make your move. You need to know to dance just in case the girl you hook up with is a "mega hot dancer" type of babe. Swimming will be needed just like in the movies. The girl is drowning and you save her.

Crappy pick-up line: "They say skinny dipping is fun. Want to try it with me?" Unless you're Brad Pitt, you deserve a punch in the face!

What you should say: It might be corny but try saying something about how the cool waves and the night sky makes you forget about the stressful life you have back in the city. Or just impress her with being "Mr. Sensitive" to get some precious time alone with the babe.

IN A CLUB

Preparation: Research. Check all the best bars and clubs and pick the best one for your wallet - of course, check the quality of the babes, music, and drinks.

The moves you need: Above average dancing. Dance floor hook-ups are still possible, so better learn some moves.

Crappy pick-up line: "Can I buy you a drink?" The only chance that will work is if the world suddenly turns into an old 90's movie.

What you should say: Before entering the club put this in mind, you are not leaving alone! Now bring out your most sexually attractive self. Start with being funny and end with a big bang by being a tease.

AT A HOTEL LOBBY

Preparation: Simple, just book yourself at a hotel located at a good vacation spot that has tons of babes.

The moves you need: The sweet and nice guy approach. At a hotel lobby, the only chance to hook up is if a girl needs help with her luggage or she doesn't know the way to the hotel bar. This is your chance to be her hero.

Crappy pick-up line: "Need rescuing?" To direct. Don't make her look like she's in desperate need of help.

What you should say: "Do you need some help?" is a very good start. Say all things go right, you might end the encounter with, "If you're free later, I can show you the awesome view in my room." But, this is very risky, so timing is very important. In case it does work then you know what's next: Order a lot of food and drinks then lock yourself in with her and do your thing.